Day 5

Day 5 will be completely explained via pictures.








We started in Oregon, went through Idaho, utah, and Wyoming, ended our day in Colorado. Rack 'em rack, 5 states.

Day 4

Today I had my court hearing in Seattle, so we had kind of a schedule for the day. It went like this.

1) Get up early and go to breakfast
2) Get up too late and miss breakfast.
3) Change into a suit in the middle of a community center parking lot in front of a lot of kids.
4) Take bus to courtroom and accidentally arrive an hour early instead of 15 minutes to speak with my lawyer.
(The courtroom, by the was was on the eleventh floor of a very tall tower, looking over all of downtown Seattle.)

5) Get pissed at lawyer who shows up an hour and a half later, late.
6) Beat off in the courtroom bathroom

7) Spend 10 minutes in the courtroom
8) Get the fuck out of Seattle as soon as possible.

Videos:

Day 3

Day three had a little more excitement. However, I really don't feel like typing out a lot of it. Here's a list.

Woke up just south of Portland
Drove through portland, and while taking the picture below, went the wrong way on a split and got lost in Portland:


We drove into Washington and stopped in Olympia to visit with a friend. I broke the bowl on my hookah, and we bought a new one. We tried it out.




Then, we got stopped by my place in Seattle, spoke with my lying shit of a landlord, and then made a little mayhem at night.





Also, storms hit California the day after we got through it. Apparently they got mad hail, inches deep, and we missed the 5 closing by a day. Praise be.

Day 2

If anyone knows how to display blog posts from oldest to newest, I would be interested in hearing that.

Anyway, day two, nyugguh.

PROBLEMS: We plugged in an AC adapter, it shorted, and we blew a fuse. The whole damn nav system went out. Luckily, humans invented fuses. Then, the same fuse went out again.

San Francisco

Loot from first WalMart raid. Hahaha That, and a bunch of fuses.

Someone seriously puked outside this McDonalds. I wasn't hungry for hours.

Also, I threw my cigarette butt in it shortly after taking this picture.

Day 1

Day one of the trip consisted entirely of the drive from San Diego to San Francisco. We pretty much just spent the time getting used to the car, smoking, and littering. A lot of all of those.

Some pictures:

These hills were so smooth, I swear they looked fake. Like little hills decorating a toy train track.
Also, SF has some dope graffiti.

The atomic boobs. For Steph.

We stayed at a friend's apartment in San Francisco. Looks just like you'd expect in that city. In fact, it was a lot bigger than we imagined. It went so far back, it had three bedrooms and two bathrooms.

Though we didn't get too much craziness in, we're still in California. We're coming for you, Oregon.

"We have 3 weeks."

We have 3 weeks until our lives change forever. Not only in the legal sense but also morally and emotionally.

In 3 weeks we will embark on what is solely known as the greatest thing to strike the West Coast. A road trip that we will see the consequences of, on the next day's news.

In 12 days we will attempt to cause havoc and general distress in 7 cities. Our list of cities continues as follows;

Boulder

Denver

Fort Collins

Las Vegas

Salt Lake City

San Francisco

Seattle

Feb. 14 Watch out America.