Day 4

Today I had my court hearing in Seattle, so we had kind of a schedule for the day. It went like this.

1) Get up early and go to breakfast
2) Get up too late and miss breakfast.
3) Change into a suit in the middle of a community center parking lot in front of a lot of kids.
4) Take bus to courtroom and accidentally arrive an hour early instead of 15 minutes to speak with my lawyer.
(The courtroom, by the was was on the eleventh floor of a very tall tower, looking over all of downtown Seattle.)

5) Get pissed at lawyer who shows up an hour and a half later, late.
6) Beat off in the courtroom bathroom

7) Spend 10 minutes in the courtroom
8) Get the fuck out of Seattle as soon as possible.

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